The Quill and the Crowbar

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Famous Frauds

Notice the "simianlarity
" between the first two skulls? Lucy, the Australopithecan was found in Ethiopia in 1974 as a 40% complete skeleton. She was about three feet tall and walked on her knuckles. Obviously she was a monkey. Since you and I aren't making any money by calling her a hominid (missing link) we may tell the truth.


The beast at the left is, of course, a flesh and hair picture of something standing on two feet. Its name is Ramapithecus. Actually it never existed except as teeth and a few jaw fragments. Dr. Louis Leakey was obviously smarter than you or I. He and his team of bone reconstructionists worked it all out--without even the benefit of a computer. They found the fragments in Kenya in 1932. Imaginations like that could have made do with a toenail.

Look really hard. Do the monkey thing and the bone and teeth thing look like twins? The same mother and different fathers?

assembled bone and teeth (upside down?)







Heeeeeere's Lucy (again). Anyhow, it is called Australopithecus something or other. The little knob on the crest behind the skull isn't human. I'm not surprised, either.

Evidently somebody paid a bounty to find more of these creatures. There are several types, I'm told. Notice how much this little skull looks like the drawing of a chimp's skull above. If apes and monkeys would quit dying and leaving skeletons, evolutionists wouldn't be so confused. Funny! This monkey's skull is said to be millions of years old and it doesn't look a day over eight or nine thousand. If little monkey skulls could only speak, they might tell evolutionists a thing or two about common sense and the rate of decay.

Somebody glued feathers on the fossil inspiring this picture. The idea is called "archaeopteryx." The spelling isn't important since such a dinosaur/bird never existed. Another missing link bites the dust. This is a pretty depressing hoax because this fake bird thing appears in childrens' books all the time. Some authors have no more shame than evolutionists.



Actually, the good scientist had a gifted pencil. His doodling, though debunked as the fraud it was many decades ago, still appears in textbooks. I'm not lying. We pay good taxpayer money to see our tender babes conned into believing they came from pond scum.

That eminent man of all scientific acumen, the one and only, merely departed, guru, Carl Sagan, made so bold as to reiterate this "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" gobbledygook before he went to where he is going to have a lot of explaining to do. Did he know better? No-one ever called him a dummy.



*Stay tuned: As a man named Omar used to say, "These are lies straight out of the pits of Hell." Could you picture Carl Sagan going up yonder and trying to peddle ontogeny etc. to a real man like Omar? That's why Heaven is Heaven and Hell is Hell and never the twain shall meet!

*More frauds of evolution to follow on subsequent blogs.

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