More Famous Fakes

Surprise! Neanderthals do exist! The first skeleton was found in 1856 in Neander Valley near Dusseldorf, Germany. A fairly complete Neanderthal was found in 1908. An examination in 1957 showed him to have a large cranial capacity of about 1600 cubic centimeters. In other words, he had more gray matter than we do. Neanderthals also suffered from severe bone disease. Evidently they lacked something in their diets. (Of course, that is speculation and we shouldn't try to out-speculate the most spectacular speculators that ever speculated--our friends the evolutionists, original Darwinian or theistic evolution brands.)
Those of us crippled by arthritis know whereof we speak. The Neanderthals were fellow sufferers, brothers and sisters in pain, candidates for the geriatric ward too soon in life.

Suffice it to say, they did lots of stuff like we do, only without the advantage of decades of technology to build upon. If they had TV sets and telephones in their background, I'm dead certain they could have blown the world up with atom bombs and lazer beams along with the best of us.

Add a suit and tie to the man eating the submarine sandwich and nursing a coke and he could pass as a senator, or one of those other white-collar criminals who bilk the working man out of his hard-earned money.

Now, we mustn't name names, but important links are missing at the neural synapses for some of us. Yes indeed, our evolutionist friends have dug up some close kin. Hopefully they have the human, homo sapiens decency to bury them again.


Hi Nebraska Man. Did you know your creator was an evolutionist? Sure thing. Those little gods can make a whole lot out of nothing at all. No, I don't mean they can speak things into existence like the Father. They start with stuff anybody else would hardly notice. You just try to guess with that little peanut brain of yours how you came to be. You'll never figure it out in a million years. Excuse me! Maybe I should have said "billion." Wouldn't want to offend a missing link by diminishing his age.

Here goes: In 1922 some enterprising soul found the molar of an extinct pig in Nebraska. That's right. One tooth! I knew even you wouldn't believe that story. Anyhow, that's how you were born, cross my heart and hope to spit if it ain't true.

Is that your wife there? Hmm. Guess you can't do as much with a pig molar as with a rib. Less potential you might say. You might try clubbing you another one. This time don't hit her in the face.

The truth came out in 1927 when Science Magazine carried a story that more extinct pig teeth were found. These looked just like the one you were made from. Egg on face wholesale for the evolutionists buying into Nebraska Man! No offense.



**Please stay tuned. More famous frauds in future blogs.